Guide To Getting A Good Tattoo

The Law - Finding The Right Tattooist - Finding Designs - Keeping Tattooist Happy - Before You Get Your Tattoo - During Tattoo - After Tattoo - Tattoo Faux Pas - Tattoo Urban Legends

The Law

Prohibition of tattooing of minors: It shall be an offence to tattoo a person under the age of eighteen except when the tattoo is performed for medical reasons by a duly qualified medical practitioner or by a person working under his direction, but it shall be a defence for a person charged to show that at the time the tattoo was performed he had reasonable cause to believe that the person tattooed was of or over the age of eighteen and did in fact so believe.

Local Government (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 1982 CHAPTER 30 Part VIII Section 15: Tattooing, ear-piercing and electrolysis.(1) A person shall not in any area in which this section is in force carry on the business—(a)of tattooing;(b)of ear-piercing; or(c)of electrolysis, unless he is registered by the local authority for the area under this section.(2)A person shall only carry on a business mentioned in subsection (1) above in any area in which this section is in force in premises registered under this section for the carrying on of that business; but a person who carries on the business of tattooing, ear-piercing or electrolysis and is registered under this section as carrying on that business does not contravene this subsection merely because he sometimes visits people at their request to tattoo them or, as the case may be, to pierce their ears or give them electrolysis.(3)Subject to section 16(8)(b) below, on application for registration under this section a local authority shall register the applicant and the premises where he desires to carry on his business and shall issue to the applicant a certificate of registration.(4)An application for registration under this section shall be accompanied by such particulars as the local authority may reasonably require.(5)The particulars that the local authority may require include, without prejudice to the generality of subsection (4) above,—(a)particulars as to the premises where the applicant desires to carry on his business; and(b)particulars of any conviction of the applicant under section 16 below,but do not include information about individual people whom the applicant has tattooed or given electrolysis or whose ears he has pierced.(6)A local authority may charge such reasonable fees as they may determine for registration under this section.(7)A local authority may make byelaws for the purposes of securing—(a)the cleanliness of premises registered under this section and fittings in such premises;(b)the cleanliness of persons so registered and persons assisting persons so registered in the business in respect of which they are registered;(c)the cleansing and, so far as is appropriate, the sterilisation of instruments, materials and equipment used in connection with a business in respect of which a person is registered under this section.(8)Nothing in this section shall extend to the carrying on of a business such as is mentioned in subsection (1) above by or under the supervision of a person who is registered as a medical practitioner or to premises on which any such business is carried on by or under the supervision of such a person.

Going to someone who is not registered with their local health authority is running the risk of serious damage to your health and your skin. It is often the case that unregistered people do not have access to the correct sterilisation equipment. Registered tattooists will have their licences available for viewing on request (or displayed in the studio). Just because someone works in a Tattoo Studio does not mean they are registered.

Finding The Right Tattooist

You should research your choice of Tattooist carefully. Check out as many Tattooists as possible, don't just go for the first one you see. A Professional Tattooist will work from a health registered, purpose built studio (not a kitchen at home) with a clearly displayed portfolio of their work. A registered studio will display their licence on the wall (often in the actual studio as opposed to the waiting room), few Tattooists will mind you wanting to see it or asking some basic questions about the sterility of the studio. Nearly all Tattoo Studios have websites now, which helps with getting a feel for how professional a studio is.

Finding Designs

Most studios carry a large range of pre-designed Flash (Tattoo design sheets) although not all studios will copy from it, some studios use it as a guide to what can be done. To get the best design possible it helps if you research the possibilities before you approach a Tattooist with your idea. Use the internet (or library) and do as much research as time allows. A good starting point is a search engine (such as Google Images) or you can use the handy links on our Links Page. Take in anything you find that helps you explain your idea clearly and concisely. A word of caution: Although photos of actual tattoos may help you lay out your idea to a Tattooist, be wary of any Tattooist that intends to just copy straight from a photo of an existing tattoo (see Tattoo Faux Pas). It's also worth mentioning good quality printouts, a bad pixelated picture isn't going to help if the detail is important, and keep a note of the name of any fonts you print out! There’s no such thing as bringing too much information and anything that isn’t useful will be handed back.

Keeping A Tattooist Happy

It should go without saying that for the best results it's important to keep your Tattooist happy! If you've put in the effort to find the best Tattooist for you then you should trust their judgement and advice. This means that you shouldn't argue with the advice or price they give you; you shouldn't let them push you into something you are not comfortable with but if a Tattooist tells you that your idea needs to be done bigger then they tend not to be willing to do it smaller (and so on); discussing other possibilities is acceptable but trying to argue with their advice will only annoy them! See Tattoo Faux Pas for more on "keeping your Tattooist happy".

Before You Get Your Tattoo

Make sure that you are prepared for the Tattoo session. It sounds simple but it's amazing how many people forget the basics. If you've made an appointment and have been given an information leaflet READ IT! Do not consume alcohol the night before a tattoo. Try and avoid being heavily tanned in the area you want tattooed; when your tan fades so can your tattoo! Cleanliness is next to Godliness..... do not turn up covered in dirt or in week old work clothes! It's a good idea if the clothing you wear allows for easy access to the area you'll be getting tattooed and you don’t mind getting ink on them (white clothing is a BAD idea). Make sure you turn up for your appointment early (normally 10-15 minutes is a good time). Take a bottled drink in with you (normally bottled water is best because it won't explode when you open it!). Declare any medical problems/ medications BEFORE you sit down to be tattooed. Do not turn up for a tattoo without having the cash to pay for the tattoo, most studios don't have card payment facilities and don't rely on someone who's planning to bring you money whilst you're in the studio.

During Tattoo

The most important thing? Don't move without warning the Tattooist! Listen carefully to what the Tattooist tells you and communicate clearly with them. If you feel uncomfortable let them know. Most Tattooists have the memory of getting tattooed themselves and will be sympathetic if you need to adjust your position or want to take a 5 minute break. Some Tattooists will work in stony silence whilst others will talk the hind legs off a donkey; if your Tattooist isn't willing to talk don't try and get a conversation started, if your Tattooist is talking and you don't feel like talking back let them know (politely if you can!). Turn your phone off; it’s annoying to stop tattooing for you to answer, it can make you jump when it rings and you can’t help but move about if you try and text.

After Tattoo

There is only one piece of advice about how to look after your tattoo after it has been done: Follow the information that your Tattoo Studio provides, don't listen to friends advice until the tattoo is fully healed! If you have a problem with your tattoo let the studio know as soon as possible and arrange to see them about it..... if you haven't followed the aftercare advice to the letter be honest about it.

Tattoo Faux Pas

Certain things will get you into deep water with most Tattooists, some things will lead to you making yourself or the Tattooist uncomfortable...... there are even things that may well see you slung out of a studio. Some things are just common sense; so be aware not to do anything stupid or "against the rules".

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Do not expect or accept to have a tattoo copied from a photograph of an existing tattoo. "Ripping off" another Tattooist's work intentionally is one of the biggest sins a Tattooist can commit against another.

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Do not try to haggle if you're given a price (or a price range). Don't expect a Tattooist to be overly happy at you insulting how much their work is worth. You wouldn't want a Tattooist to cut corners with your tattoo so in return you shouldn't attempt to drive a bargain with them.

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If you're told that something needs to be changed in a design then it's generally for good reason and to your benefit. Putting your point of view across is acceptable, being argumentative and difficult isn't.

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Generally Tattooists don't double-up as Psychics. You need to explain yourself clearly during the design process so as not to end up wasting time that could be better spent actually tattooing! Even the most basic of sketches can illustrate a point you want to make. If a Tattooist doesn't "read your mind" it's rarely their fault.

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Most professional Tattooists run an appointment system. Sometimes it's not possible to fit you in straight away. Be ready to make an appointment, if need be. Nearly all studios will require a substantial deposit.

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A friend is generally welcome to come with you but it's up to the Tattooist if they can sit with you during the tattoo.

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Some Tattooists work differently than others. Insinuating their way is wrong because you've seen it done differently isn't going to win you any friends.

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As above: quoting something about a technical aspect you've heard on a Tattoo TV program won't make you seem clever, you'll look like a fool if the Tattooist asks you to elaborate on your opinion.

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ALWAYS be on time. Being late will normally lose you your deposit.

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ALWAYS have enough cash before you walk into the studio.

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Asking a Professional Tattooist to sell or get you tattoo equipment....... Just don't!

Tattoo Urban Legends (Or: "How gullible are you?")

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A Tattooist is going blind. If a Tattooist was going blind then they'd be retired, wouldn't they? The same goes for "having the shakes" etc. Mostly these are rumours spread by people that have reason to harm the Tattooists reputation (usually because they are in competition with them).

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A Tattooist waters down their colours. Watering down colours can be part of a desired effect. It would be self-defeating to try and “save ink” as the touch-up would require more to be used anyway. This rumour is normally spread for the same reason as above.

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If you get a particular tattoo in a particular place, it's free. Various versions do the rounds (including the full Lords Prayer on the bottom of you foot, "Made In Such-and-Such Country" on the penis), often garnished with "without moving or making a sound". Generally a pointless tattoo in an uncomfortable place.... normally told to test if someone is stupid enough to ask the Tattooist!

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Tattooing on the wrist can puncture the vein. Wrists don't bleed anymore than anywhere else.

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Tattoos explode if you have a CAT scan. Simply not true.